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Cheyenne, we're gonna be
in Denver for two days.
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How much stuff did you pack?
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Well, I need it
because I dress according to my mood.
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Feels like you're gonna be awfully moody.
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Don't make me pack my angry clothes.
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Not sexy.
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Mom, thank you so much
for watching Elizabeth this weekend.
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Oh, you're welcome. But when you get back,
you need to take her to preschool.
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The teachers are startin'
to think she's mine.
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Hmm.
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At your age, Mrs. H?
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Hey, thanks for watchin' her.
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Uh, I better get these out to the car.
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Yeah, I don't wanna miss our plane.
I am so excited about going to Denver.
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- Oh, you are gonna love my apartment.
- I know! [chuckles]
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[panting] Reba, big news.
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Kyra's coming over any second
to tell you she met a boy.
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- [gasps]
- I know. Now, she told me not to tell you,
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but I had to tell you
because she met a boy!
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Anyway, she's gonna
ask you something, but I already said no.
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So back me up, okay?
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- [door opens]
- [exclaims]
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So the penguin says to the bartender,
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"This is my most casual outfit."
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[forced laugh]
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Barbra Jean, did you run over here
to beat me to mom?
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No!
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Okay, knock it off. So you met a boy.
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Yeah. His name is Chip.
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He's really cute and really nice
and supersmart.
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Oh, he sounds great.
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Yeah, but here's the deal.
Problem is, I can't see him.
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And it's not because
they're from different worlds.
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You know, like... like Danny
and Sandy in Grease.
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She's like... [Australian accent] "Danny."
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And he's... [Brooklyn accent]
"I don't know, Sandy.
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[indistinct] Maybe there's two Danny Zukos
in the phone book--"
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No.
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It's the way you've set up the rules.
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I'm not allowed to be
with a boy alone in the house,
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and you guys are never home.
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- Oh, I see.
- So I was hoping you'd change them.
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Hold on to that hope.
It'll help you through the tough times.
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That's what I told her. Too bad. So sad.
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I could've not said anything and just
snuck around to see him, but I didn't.
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I came to you guys first.
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You mean second.
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She was listening on the phone.
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Well, she's hoggin' the phone,
and I was tryin' to call my friends.
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Mom, haven't I always been responsible?
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Doesn't that count for something?
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[sighs]
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Well, you got a good point.
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Okay, you can bring your boyfriend here
after school.
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But there is one rule
that's not up for debate,
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and it's the same rule
your grandma gave me.
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No boys upstairs,
and no hanky-panky downstairs.
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Grandma said "hanky-panky"?
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Actually, she said something else
that I'm not comfortable repeating.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Yeah. You're welcome.
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You're welcome from the both of us. Okay.
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Bye-bye.
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You need to skip to my loo, my darlin'.
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A girl her age
cannot be trusted with a boy.
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He'll say she looks pretty. She'll blush.
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Next thing you know,
she's in the backseat of his B-210
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parked underneath the water tower.
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Kyra is my daughter, and I trust her.
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And I don't get a vote in this?
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You're a stepparent. You get half a vote.
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So, everybody in favor, say "aye." Aye!
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- Everybody opposed, say "nay."
- Nay.
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I win.
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Oh, hey, Kyra.
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Sorry, I can't talk.
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Gotta run to the market
and get somethin' for dinner.
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- If you wanna stay, I'd love to have you.
- Sure. Can Chip stay too?
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Is Chip here? Oh, I'd love to meet him.
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Okay.
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{\an8}- Mom, he's taken.
- Oh.
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{\an8}- Chip, this is my mom.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
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How are you?
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{\an8}Well, at least he wore nice underwear.
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{\an8}Kyra, can I see you
in the kitchen for a minute?
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Sure, Mom.
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Isn't he cute?
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Probably. What's your guess?
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He's so smart and so sweet.
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And, Mom, the best part, he's in a band.
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Well, that is the best part.
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{\an8}Look, Kyra, I've changed my mind.
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{\an8}I don't feel comfortable
with Chip coming over here
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{\an8}after school unsupervised.
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{\an8}What? You just said
this morning that I could.
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{\an8}Yeah, you know, but in order
for a boy to date my daughter,
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I have to be able to pick him
out of a lineup.
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You said you trusted me.
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{\an8}I know, but I have to trust him too.
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{\an8}Why doesn't he say anything?
That's just not polite.
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Chip's shy.
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Shy?
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Ha, yeah. You know,
jails are full of shy boys.
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You're judging him on his looks.
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Don't blame me.
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- You're the one that let me see him.
- Mom.
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Okay. Okay, fine. He can stay.
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Where are you going?
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In the living room
with Willie Nelson here.
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- I thought you were going to the market?
- I don't need to.
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- Then what are we gonna have for dinner?
- Uh, gum and Cheetos.
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Okay, fine. Give me my coupons.
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Forgot my keys.
Notice how unexpected that was?
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I do that a lot, you know,
just pop in unexpected-like.
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So I'll see ya.
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Or maybe I won't.
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And that was the elevator to my apartment.
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This is the hallway to my apartment.
Oh, this thing's great.
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You put an empty can of anything
on this, the next day, gone.
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And this is the door to my apartment.
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And this...
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is my apartment.
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Oh!
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Well, isn't it great?
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Well, it totally matches
the hallway and the elevator.
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Come on. Check this out.
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Huh?
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Mm-hmm? Huh?
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I can sit here and watch TV. Uh-oh.
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[smacks lips] I'm a little thirsty.
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I hope I can see the TV from the kitchen.
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I can! I can. I can see the TV
from the bathroom
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if I leave the door open
and angle the mirror.
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It scared the heck out of the maid once.
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Well, you haven't gotten much chance
to do decorating, have ya?
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Are you kiddin'? Look.
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They had the fire-evacuation plan
in this frame, but I chucked it.
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So do you like the place?
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I think I'm going to. [chuckles]
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It's weird. Every time
I talk to you on the phone,
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I picture what this place
is gonna look like.
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And, well, now I know.
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[chuckles] It's like this.
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You know, when I talk to you on the phone,
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I'm usually nude.
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Yeah. Yeah, you tell me that every time.
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Van, those curtains close, right?
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Well, lookit there.
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Curtains.
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So, you wanna see the bedroom?
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Well, don't you need to practice?
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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- Daddy needs a little practice. [laughs]
- Okay.
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Aw, shoot!
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Football practice.
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I gotta go. All right,
we'll finish the tour later.
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I'm gonna straighten up a bit.
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No, no, don't! Just relax.
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If you're hungry, there's cereal,
but the prizes are gone.
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When I come back,
we'll go out and see Denver, or...
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Finish the tour?
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[chuckles]
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- I love you so much.
- I love you too.
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Oh, hey, and if you drink
a can of soda, put it out here.
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And you, you can watch TV from here.
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Oh, that was ridiculous.
One hour in the express lane.
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Mom, I got my own problems.
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I wanna watch Pokemon,
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and Kyra and her friend
are hogging the living room again.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey,
but they have to be in there.
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Why can't they just go back upstairs?
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Did you say "back upstairs"?
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Yeah. They were in Kyra's room
for, like, an hour.
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Now they won't let me downstairs
while Pokemon's on.
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Jake, are you sure?
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I think I know when Pokemon's on.
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She is in big trouble.
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Wait! Wait! You can't tell her I told you.
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Why? She broke the rules.
She has to be punished.
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She'll be mean to me.
Last time I tattled on her,
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she drew hair under my armpits
with a marker while I was sleeping.
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Okay. I won't tell her it was you.
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Did she draw the mustache
on you last week?
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No. That was me.
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I got my eye on this girl
in the eighth grade.
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Okay, Kyra, playdate's over.
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- What?
- You heard me.
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He didn't, but you did.
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Okay.
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Well, Chip, I guess I'll call you later.
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Sorry about my mom.
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This is one of those things
I was telling you about.
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[scoffs] What was that all about?
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I think you know.
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That you don't keep promises?
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- Remember the rules we talked about?
- Yeah.
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- Pretty easy to understand. Uh-huh?
- I guess.
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00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,286
Yeah? Did you break the rules?
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00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,080
- No.
- [chuckles]
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Maybe I wasn't clear.
Did you go upstairs with that boy?
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Oh, that is clear. No.
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Kyra, tell me the truth.
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- Okay.
- Look me right in the eye.
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- Okay.
- Did you go upstairs with that boy?
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00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:15,966
- No.
- Ooh!
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00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,637
Look, I know somethin'
you don't know I know.
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00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,806
So given I know it, you should tell me.
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- Okay.
- Have somethin' to tell me?
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- No.
- Ooh!
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Ooh!
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00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,237
Mom, I don't lie to you. You know me.
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The Kyra I know wouldn't bring a boy home
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that "a," is in a band,
and "b," looks like he's in a band!
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He's nice.
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I don't know that.
I don't even know if he has a face.
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You're grounded.
I don't want you to ever see him again.
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[scoffs] That's so unfair!
I didn't do anything wrong!
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Why do you treat me like this?
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Tell Willie to write a song about it!
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And she lied about it, so I grounded her.
I couldn't think of anything else to do.
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I think we should kill the boy.
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You wouldn't get away with it.
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I don't know. This is Texas.
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I'm pretty sure he'd never see it comin'.
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Quick question. When you grounded her,
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was it just for your house,
or was it for all our houses?
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- All of ours.
- Yeah, see, there's the rub, yeah.
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You want me to punish her for somethin'
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I would have never allowed
in the first place.
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You invited the boy over.
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I mean, why not just
put on some soft music
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and give 'em a nice bottle of Chianti?
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Barbra Jean, let it go.
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Reba, I tried to warn you.
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Teenagers are just adults with energy.
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You know, as Kyra's father,
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I think I should have been included
in this.
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What would you have done?
246
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,574
Maybe I would have gotten
some of my golf buddies
247
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together and thrown a scare into the boy.
248
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,955
Yeah. The sight
of four middle-aged men in plaid
249
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speeding up the driveway
in a golf cart would scare off anybody.
250
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,846
Man, something smells like sh-- Cheyenne!
251
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,973
You're cooking.
252
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,018
Yep. I've been busy, busy, busy. [giggles]
253
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:35,147
Van, what do you think about the place?
254
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,693
Hey...
255
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,071
- look at that.
- [giggles]
256
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:43,948
Pink.
257
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,241
Uh-huh.
258
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,700
Lavender.
259
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,328
And whatever that color is.
260
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Just a little touch of home.
261
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,918
Little? Is there anything left at home?
262
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,171
Well, the apartment
was just so boring before.
263
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,799
It didn't make a statement
of who you are, and now it does.
264
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:05,135
Oh, it sure does. But unfortunately,
that statement is,
265
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,762
[high-pitched voice] "I'm Cheyenne."
266
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,933
No, it's not. This isn't just my stuff.
This is our stuff, honey.
267
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:14,311
I don't know if you realize this,
but most of the stuff at home
268
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is your stuff.
269
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,605
That is so not true.
270
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,566
You have teddy bears on your bed.
271
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:22,278
Well, guess what? You have
teddy bears on your bed now too.
272
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,196
[chuckles]
273
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,577
[sobbing hysterically] No!
274
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:37,668
Cheyenne, I cannot have
teddy bears on my bed.
275
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,712
I'm a professional football player.
276
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:44,216
Van, I cannot believe
that you are making such a big deal
277
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about just a few decorating things.
278
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,680
A few decorat--
It looks like I live in a candle store!
279
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,058
Cheyenne, I liked it better
the way it was.
280
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,060
Well, I like it better this way.
281
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,771
Yeah, but, see, Cheyenne,
you don't live here.
282
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:00,900
It's true, Cheyenne.
283
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,152
You don't live here.
284
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,613
I do.
285
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,868
I should've known you'd come here
and try to Cheyenne up the place.
286
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,664
Why would you say that?
I don't do that, Van.
287
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,749
[scoffs]
288
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,544
What is that? What is that?
289
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,049
Well, I am sorry that I didn't react
290
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,009
the way you wanted
to your precious apartment.
291
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,386
How... how did you want me to react, Van?
292
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,015
Well, I wanted you to like it.
293
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,684
Well, I wanted to like it,
too, but I didn't.
294
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,604
So I added some stuff.
295
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,315
Well, I don't need stuff
for it to feel like home.
296
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,860
No one does, expect maybe Elton John.
297
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,741
All I need is that.
That picture right there.
298
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,910
I can sit on this couch for hours
299
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,078
looking at that picture...
300
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:55,829
during commercials.
301
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,542
And when I do, it is home.
302
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,299
I can't believe I'm gonna say this,
but I understand that.
303
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:12,680
How about before I leave,
I'll take all this stuff down?
304
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,557
Nah, don't worry.
305
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,184
As soon as you leave,
306
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,520
I'll put all this stuff on the table
in the hallway.
307
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,151
I'm starving.
Let's go get something to eat.
308
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,152
No, I'm cooking.
309
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,405
I know.
310
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,160
Hey, Jake, what you watchin'?
311
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,120
The weather channel.
312
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,249
More rain for Brazil.
313
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,508
Listen, honey, I know it was pretty
scary telling me about your sister,
314
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,468
but tellin' the truth is very important.
315
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:53,929
- So I got you this.
- [beeping]
316
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:57,558
Wow! A Game Boy SP! Where'd you get it?
317
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,518
I got it for your grandma
for her birthday,
318
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,937
but she kept tryin'
to use it to make phone calls.
319
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,274
Well, Kyra called me a crybaby.
320
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,067
Who's cryin' now?
321
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,695
What do you mean?
322
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:13,198
Well, I really wanted to come downstairs
and hang out with them,
323
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,451
but she said get lost
and called me a baby.
324
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,120
I thought you said
she called you a crybaby?
325
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,456
Yeah, 'cause then I started to cry.
326
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,000
Oh.
327
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,336
Jake, I thought you said
they were upstairs
328
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,796
and you were downstairs?
329
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,425
Uh, you were mistaken.
330
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:33,719
Hmm.
331
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,182
Was that before or after Chip and Kyra
locked you in your bedroom?
332
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,683
After.
333
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,021
That's interesting,
'cause you didn't say anything about them
334
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,398
locking you in your bedroom.
I just made that up.
335
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:50,486
Uh... Mom, please.
I'm tryin' to concentrate on--
336
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:54,323
Jake Mitchell Hart, are you lyin' to me?
337
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,617
No!
338
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,498
Did you lie about your sister
and Chip bein' upstairs?
339
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,918
Yes! Nobody mocks me
and gets away with it!
340
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,215
So did that boy even go upstairs?
341
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,967
No. And I didn't know he was a boy.
342
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,556
I thought he was an ugly girl.
343
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,937
You are in big trouble, mister.
344
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,231
No TV, no dessert,
345
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,525
and grandma gets her cell phone back.
346
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:38,951
Hi.
347
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:46,625
I don't know if you've heard,
but there's more rain for Brazil.
348
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,214
So I got a funny little story to tell ya.
349
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,218
[sighs] Turns out that...
350
00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:00,013
I got some unreliable information
from my mole.
351
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,933
In other words, I wasn't lying.
352
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:03,976
Yes.
353
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,771
So your grounding is off.
354
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,732
And because I'm a big enough person
to admit I was wrong,
355
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,776
you can't be mad at me. [laughs]
356
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,113
Gee. Then everything's all better.
357
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,741
Kyra, I am so sorry.
358
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,618
Honey, when you have a child,
359
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:25,789
you try very hard to teach it good values.
360
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,333
And then one day you blink,
and they're all grown up,
361
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,752
and you think to yourself,
did I teach 'em enough?
362
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,296
Did I do a good job?
363
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,965
Yes, you did a good job.
You should trust me.
364
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,719
Honey, decisions about dating
are adult decisions.
365
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,431
And as much as I love you and trust you,
366
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,976
and as smart as you are,
you're still just a 15-year-old girl.
367
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:50,105
I make bad decisions, and I'm 29. [laughs]
368
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:54,818
I looked you in the eye
369
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,737
and told you the truth
over and over again,
370
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:57,863
but you didn't believe me.
371
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,158
I know that now.
372
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:03,869
I'm sorry.
373
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,496
Wish there was a way
I could make it up to you.
374
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,123
Yeah, me too.
375
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,793
Jake was the mole.
376
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,881
What?
377
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,801
He's at the house. Knock yourself out.
378
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,145
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